"However, you must know that if I ever do find out who you are, I will bend you over your soundless computer, spit in my hand and fuck you in the ass. Then we will see who the 'faggot' is."
Are you just going to spit in your hand and hold the little puddle of saliva while you fuck him in the ass, or are you going to use the spit on something? I'm confused.
Things that Matt DiGangi will be oblivious to this summer:
Joseph Gordon Levitt is the best actor of his generation and his roles in 500 Days Of Summer and GI Joe only attest to that.
GI Joe is fucking awesome because of Cobra Commander (Joseph Gordon Levitt) even though the relationship between him and Duke is totally ripped off from Star Wars. I just hope Cobra Commander doesn't see the light in part 3 and redeem himself.
The Collector is fucking awesome but Matt DiGangi was too busy reading charles bukowski in his bathtub while drinking PBR and writing poetry about the hipster girls that won't date him to actually go out and see the movie.
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matt digangi is a kid toucher faggot!
Cool story, but I thought it tailed off into cliche a bit near the end. You should have saved posting this for 9/9/2009 though.
Quick, somebody pay attention to JTK before he disappears like Marty at the end of Back to the Future.
Ha ha. Back To The Future zings always sting the most.
Hey hey hey, DiGangi is no faggot.
"However, you must know that if I ever do find out who you are, I will bend you over your soundless computer, spit in my hand and fuck you in the ass. Then we will see who the 'faggot' is."
-Renaissance Jones (Steve Young)
Ha! That's a classic!
Are you just going to spit in your hand and hold the little puddle of saliva while you fuck him in the ass, or are you going to use the spit on something? I'm confused.
ebil mother, jajajaja.
Things that Matt DiGangi will be oblivious to this summer:
Joseph Gordon Levitt is the best actor of his generation and his roles in 500 Days Of Summer and GI Joe only attest to that.
GI Joe is fucking awesome because of Cobra Commander (Joseph Gordon Levitt) even though the relationship between him and Duke is totally ripped off from Star Wars. I just hope Cobra Commander doesn't see the light in part 3 and redeem himself.
The Collector is fucking awesome but Matt DiGangi was too busy reading charles bukowski in his bathtub while drinking PBR and writing poetry about the hipster girls that won't date him to actually go out and see the movie.
faggot
Brick was excellent. My bathtub is too dirty to take a bath in. Now it's less about indie girls and more about pinstripes.
Seriously do you guys still send out rejection letters? I'm just wondering. That poem I submitted was totally awesome anyway.
I certainly hope we do still send out rejection letters. Query submissions@thievesjargon.com and cc me.
JTK, I rejected your poem a week or two ago. Check your spam folder.
jaja.
maybe jtk should be the new ambassador. i'd love to be rejected by one of his poems.
Nothing in my spam folder but I got it today thanks. I stand behind the awesomeness of the poem though.
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