Sunday, May 9, 2010
Thieves Jargon 199
I'm pretty sure I sent the singer in the band above a copy of "Kittens in the Boiler" when it came out. You can plainly see the influence in the scene.
Welcome to Thieves Jargon 199. Scannell brought together some interesting fiction that I really enjoyed. Stove Hands starts with a guy burning his hands on a stove and gets weirder from there. Danny Sadsack and Razor Wire give the the gift of the city. Matt Salesses has Epidemics stories popping up like funky rashes, and I like seeing one in TJ.
As for the poetry, a lot of sex, only nobody's having any fun. Miller Daniels dick poems always make me laugh, I kind of wish I knew about somebody paying homage to the female anatomy these days quite like Carl dedicates to the men.
In other news:
Joel Van Noord acts like a woman.
Mark Baumer is walking across the country.
Cats are pretending Natasha Henstridge's death had an important impact on their lives.
Headz the Novel by John Colagrande has sparked a bidding frenzy.
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Thanks for the mention of my cat blog.
Does that guy Daniels ever write poems about guys with little dicks?
The only things Baumer forgot to put in that pack were fingernail polish and tampons.
good job mather.
I took the Activia 14 day challenge and finally pooped.
did a lot come out?
The Smallville finale was pretty lame. If he doesn't become Superman next season he never will.
is that head in the cover art steven spielberg?
detector, you are real odd. I always assume you're joking about stuff. but then you take everything so seriously that i think you're really into it. like katie perry, cats? being racist and homophobic but then getting real offended when people say "retarded". carry on, however.
It's Katy Perry. Her new song is awesome by the way.
katy perry sucks.
i kissed a girl and i liked it.
i want your loving and i want your disease.
like a virgin.
like a complete unknown
bye bye miss american pie
i'm a joker, i'm a smoker
all and all you're just another brick in the wall.
you ain't nothing but a houndog.
i get by with a little help from my friends.
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Mather Fingers Mother
News At Eleven
Mother Hubbard?
Good biscuits and gravy...corner of Grant and Stone...Tucson...you guys are a bunch of weenies...any Ryan Call fans here?
Great art with this issue. I looked at her website: Wonderful stuff.
"I kind of wish I knew about somebody paying homage to the female anatomy these days quite like Carl dedicates to the men."
What about Kitty Kelly? Isn't that why her recent Oprah biography was so controversial?
Does her book mention Oprah's vagina? I don't get your comment.
I know South Park did a whole episode about Oprah's vagina and butt.
Mather introduced me to Joseph Goosey's dick. Now I don't care about the female anatomy anymore.
the fact that you don't get the comment sort of explains a lot. also, who is another good singer besides katy perry?
There's no lonelier feeling than having your sense of humor misunderstood.
Besides Katy Perry I would say my other favorie singers are Jenny Lewis,Lady GaGa, and Zooey Deschanel.
this joint is lame without me..!
Regina Spektor.
Matt: Thanks for putting the Future of the Left video up. I've never heard them before. They're fun.
Miller's dick poems are... so... OLD.
Also, the Island of Epidemics piece is an interesting idea that goes absolutely nowhere... multiple times. Why not just set sail for a whole new archipelago? Damn.
i imagine they're saving up their siiiick pieces for the grand 200th.
This place is dead in the water. I for one am not grieving.
i miss the TJ of ol'
Mather, you killed Thieves Jargon.
mather wishes. his impact was nil.
yeah. nil. Thieves Jargon killed itself.
It wasn't me! I was hoping Thieves Jargon lived long enough to publish one of my poems!
Thieves Jargon killed Mather.
thieves jargon killed mather.
Is this Heaven?
Mather and Thieves Jargon killed each other in a sexy punk rock suicide pact.
more like mather was a nasty intestinal parasite that tj got by sitting on a tractor in some iowa cornfield looking for justin hyde's poetry.
It's hard to say until the final studies are done.
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